Military all set for Sequester
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M1 Obama Fighting Vehicle

Fossil-fuel vehicles not approved by EPA.
F2 Fighter jet (Air Force)

Equipped with fully-automatic pistols.
A3 Attack plane (Navy)

Armed with combat-ready SEALs.
CV4–Obama-class aircraft carrier

Submarines that go under-water not shown.
CGC5–Obama-class patrol boat

Firing pin removed–not approved by OSHA.
Sheep Corpse–ah–er–Corps

Bayonets and horses not shown.
Homeland Security volunteer

Our last line of defense.
The Commander-in-Chief
[Leading from behind
]

After the election, flexibility is key.
(On right, disarmament envoy from Vladimir Putin.)
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