Military all set for Sequester
M1 Obama Fighting Vehicle
Fossil-fuel vehicles not approved by EPA.
F2 Fighter jet (Air Force)
Equipped with fully-automatic pistols.
A3 Attack plane (Navy)
Armed with combat-ready SEALs.
CV4–Obama-class aircraft carrier
Submarines that go under-water not shown.
CGC5–Obama-class patrol boat
Firing pin removed–not approved by OSHA.
Bayonets and horses not shown.
Homeland Security volunteer
Our last line of defense.
Leading from behind]
After the election, flexibility is key.
(On right, disarmament envoy from Vladimir Putin.)